Holy fucking shit

So here's what the fuck went on last weekend in case any of my stalkers are wondering.

I went to my hotel, checked in and all that shit and got up to my room. Then left for a few hours and had a great fucking time, best time I've had since I got to this god forsaken city. Got back. Went into the bathroom because fuck, everyone's gotta take a dump sometimes. Did all that and went to bed.

A few hours later I wake up to GUNSHOTS. FUCKING GUNSHOTS. So I do the rational thing and run outside into the hall to see what the FUCK is going on.

I run down the stairs because who do you think I am so stupid as to take the elevator into a battleground?

Then I see them. Fucking kids fighting off a zombie hoard? Like it's fucking Dawn of the Dead or some shit like that? Fuck, I had to be dreaming, but when I pinched myself I didn't wake up, so what the fuck. Anyway, some crazy zombie dude shows up with a chainsaw. He gets shot by some nerdy girl with a shotgun before some goth guy who looked like a girl and a weirdo stabbed the weirdo.

And then there was an explosion. I woke up in my hotel room. I thought it was a dream, but then I saw that the post I typed up actually sent. What the fuck.

I read that thing Zabulon linked me to. And then I read some other shit. Morningstar sounds like a douchebag and I'd like to punch his teeth out. Arkady Svidrigailov? Commie name. And how the fuck do you pronounce Alamskdjajasjaksjfsuuatsage or whatever the fuck his name is?

And Slenderman sounds like some stupid superhero from some stupid comic book. Do these lunatics really think this shit is real? Someone needs to send them back to the loony bin.